Random Stories about Cabin Porn and Pizza

Random Stories about Cabin Porn and Pizza




Not everything has to be about art, na? Life is also funny in the subway, the park and in the pizza place around the corner:

In the subway, the man next to me takes out a book titled Cabin Porn. Intrigued, I scan the page he’s opening up but can’t detect any naked ladies in the pictures of the wooden cabins. The pornographic part must be happening in the head of the beholder, I’m suspecting, throwing a curious glance at my neighbor's face.

I’m at a pizza place to eat just a slice of pizza but they tell me they have no longer any left. “We only have round pizzas tonight”, so the salesperson. 

When a man enters in the subway car, another one almost jumps up from his seat, then calms down and says to the man: “Du siehst aus wie ein Kontrolleur” (you look like a ticket controller). 

Somebody told me that he’s in need of memory chips. I can’t remember who told me that but I thought it was funny and now it gets even funnier because I’m also apparently in need of some extras.  

Girl knitting in the park, halfway through her scarf, asks her mother: ‘Für wenn soll das dann etwas werden?” (Who’s this gonna be for?) 
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